You Know You’re DBSK Crazy When –
You google search Cassiopeia in hopes of finding the headquarters and joining
You continue looking to be a part of Cassiopeia even though you kinda cant
Everytime you see a picture from a variety show, you know exactly what was going on
You can tell what DBSK era/phase they were in by their hair
Are still trying to find a way to join Cassiopeia
Want to learn Korean
Want to go to Korea
Want to become that staff member that wipes the sweat off their faces after a performance
You momentarily want to become a back up dancer just so you can touch them during the “Tohodancer Tohodance Tohodancer FIGHTING” chant
Have already taken steps to learn the MIROTIC dance
Whenever you talk to others about DBSK, you talk as if you are close personal friends with them
e.x. “Did you know Max talks in his sleep?…. Micky is so crazy when he’s tipsy…”
You start laughing with one of your hands covering your mouth (JJ style)
You clap while you laugh (Max style)
You’ve absent-mindedly began to laugh like Xiah Junsu
At a particular hysterical moment you always do a “stand and walk around” laugh (DBSK style)
You know the answer to a variety show question about their personal habits/preferences
e.x. “MC: Micky, what body part do you look at first when you see a woman
You: The neck… d’uh
Micky: The neck”
You scream along during Max’s part in Rising Sun
You do the little butt thing Yunho does in the beginning of “O”
You know how many siblings they each have
You really want to know what their favourite colours are
When you find out their favorite color is the same as yours you, for SOME reason, get extremely excited
You talk about DBSK to anyone with ears
You’ve seen the Mirotic MV and Wrong Number MV an excessive amount of times
Fell in love with Bolero within the first 6 seconds of hearing it
You can call out who’s voice is who’s when they sing (I couldnt at first)
You look to them for Fashion advice (… is it just me? lol)
Want to get your hands on the DVDs even though the only Korean words you understand are “hyung… saranghae… and oppa”
Are able to watch a 60 minute Variety show without subs and feel like you know what their saying
The people around you hum Mirotic against their will ’cause you play it all the time
You twitch every time you hear Mirotic and Wrong Number ’cause you’ve been practicing the dance moves and your body can’t help but want to dance
Your friends talk about how they’ve been eating all day and you inform them about how Max eats 8 meals a day… they have no idea who Max is
OR
… they actually know who Max is because all you talk about is DBSK
Your friends ask you “what’s new” and all you tell them is what new thing you found out about DBSK because that’s all you’ve been doing all day (watching Variety and Radio Shows).
You want to become famous in your country JUST so you can somehow use your fame to get closer to them
You know all the English words in their songs… and that’s about all you can sing
Even though you sometimes Criticize Cassiopeia… you still look for a way to be a part of it
You want “Miduhyo (Believe)” and “My Little Princess” to be played at your Wedding~
Whenever you watch a performance by them you look around for something red to wave around
Everytime you hear about their “ideal girl” you see if you compare… no matter which member it is
You go into withdrawal when you havent done something DBSK related for a while
Even though you dont live in Korea and still follow their Japanese activites, you’re kinda sad they’re going back to Japan soon
You’re extremely proud of them when they write a song
When you read fun random facts about DBSK… you know about 97% of them already
You believe they’ve all lived up to the meaning behind their names (U-know, Hero, Xiah, Micky (lol), Max) 
You want to get a UFO account
Because you CAN’T get a UFO account, you think up things to say if you did have one… and wonder who would answer as well as what he would say
You KNOW they are here to stay
You feel sorry for what Cassiopeia would do to SM Entertainment if they ever disbanded DBSK
You’re still looking for ways to be a registered member of Cassiopeia
You want to send DBSK a video of you gushing about how much you love them and how much you appreciate their music
Even though you downloaded some of their songs,… you still want to buy their albums[absolutely true]
You want to give Micky a big hug everytime you see him cry
Even though there might be members you like more than the others… you dont dislike any of them
You say a random “Fighting” or “Hwaiting” when you’re about to do something intense (or not so intense)
You still laugh at the “U-Know Yunho- Fighting, Choikang ChangMin- Fighting, Micky Yoochun- Fighting, Youngwoong JaeJoong- Fighting, Dong Bang Shin Ki- FIGHTING” …….. “… Xiah Junsu- Fighting” thing
You know the “Kamo, Come On!” Oyagi gag, compliments of Xiah Junsu
You get pissed when people say that DBSK is overrated…
You want to give Xiah a hug everytime he does something only Xiah would do
You see a “stalking” video on youtube featuring one of the members and feel bad that they can’t get any privacy… but still watch the video.
If you ever meet another DBSK fan outside of the internet you immediately feel like you’ve known each other for years
You know their birthdays but don’t know your own friends’s birthday
If a few of the members are missing on a Variety show you can imagine what the missing members would say if they were there
You make up sound-alike-lyrics to the Korean/Japanese lyrics just so you can sing along.
You think up fan group names as catchy as “Casssiopeia” and “Big East” for your country
You want to shake hands with whomever thought of Cassiopeia
You’re STILL looking for ways to join Cassiopeia
Get upset when people still say 800,000 fans because it’s an outdated number -there are waaaaay more than that now
You’re in on the “Max and his ‘special’ movies” joke
You might be the girl in Wrong Number (the one that calls them a lot) (lmao!)
For some reason, you love JJ even more when you find out he takes risque pictures of the others
Whenever you hear a good song, you want to use to it to make an FanVideo about DBSK
Your body went through spasms when you found out DBSK was going to be on FuseTV
You get as excited as the people in the show when Yunho uses his hometown dialect… even though you really can’t tell the difference
You’re a member of every DBSK group you can find (that has information on them)
You subscribe to people on Youtube who sub their videos
Your eyes damn near fell out of their sockets when you saw Yunho’s new muscle
You have more pictures of them in your computer than you do your family or friends put together
***You Know You’re DBSK Crazy When -… PART 2!
Everytime new pictures crop up you stop whatever else you’re doing, and make sure to see each and every one
– Everytime you see a picture from an old era you get upset and think “why haven’t I seen this before!”
– When reading subtitles you still put the volume up when you’re watching a variety show… it’s not like you understand what’s being said
– DBSK has inpsired you and you’ve somehow become a better person because of them
– While listening to Rising Sun, you do the Changmin eyes (from the Japanese MV) when listening/singing to his part
– You’re already making plans to attend the 2009 Hollywood Bowl even though the schedule hasn’t been released yet.
– The majority of videos in your favorites are DBSK related
– You only know other Korean celebs because they’ve been on shows which featured DBSK
– (For those in Korea or Japan) Knowing they are in the same country as you is bittersweet. It’s sweet cause ‘freaking DBSK is breathing the same air you are’ and bitter because something is stopping you from going (money or otherwise)
– You go to bed with DBSK videos already loaded on your computer… that way when you wake up they are the first thing to welcome you to the new day (guilty…)
– While your MP3 is on ‘shuffle’, you get excited when your favorite DBSK song starts playing… even though you’ve heard it more times than DBSK says “fighting” (lol, that’s a lot…)
– You can’t believe DBSK EVER thought they were “has-beens”
– You can’t imagine any other member being the leader
– You feel they’re not just a BoyBand (but a way of life… (lmao, I had to!))
– When you’re in public, you HAVE to change to the next song when it’s one of their upbeat songs because, let’s face it, you just want to dance everytime!
– You don’t know what the hit songs are in your own country because all you listen to is DBSK[absolutely]
– You don’t know what channel an award show is in your country but you know at what time a DBSK award show will air in Korea/Japan
– Meeting them would make your life
AND
… you’d be bruised all over from pinching yourself
– You kiiinda want to be a guy just because you can get closer to them without having to deal with all the death threats and negative energy making it’s way to you
– Want to get in good with BoA, in hopes that she’ll introduce you to the DongBang Boys
– You have nicknames for them
e.x. Maxie, JaeJoongie,… baby daddy…
– You want to be friends with every good-looking Korean boy you see, in hopes that he might become the next Micky… and take you along his rise to stardom
– If you live in Virginia you kick yourself for not knowing Micky… even if you don’t live remotely close to where he lived
– If you ever saw Justin Timberlake (or some equivalent) you’d be like “Oh look, it’s Justin Timberlake” and continue to go about your business… BUT, if you saw a member of DBSK you’d either:
A. End up in the Hospital
OR
B. End up in Jail
Hospital: because of any or all of the following- seizure, body spasm, random twitching, brain malfuntion, foaming at the mouth, sudden blindness, loss of speech,…
Jail: because of any or all of the following – sexually assulting a(ll) member(s), sexually assulting a(ll) member(s), sexually assulting a(ll) member(s), OR sexually assulting a(ll) member(s) (… aka Getting Out of Hand)
– The essentials you need to survive are :Air, Water, Food, DBSK
– You feel all the information you know about them is important and share it with all your friends… no matter how unnecessary it is
e.x. “Did you know the glasses DBSK wears have no rims?” … cause your friends needed to know that right? -_^
– When you type in “DBSK” into your google search, the first 7 links or even three pages or at least the fare all purple and not blue because you’ve already clicked on all of them before
– The first word that you associate ‘elevator’ with is ‘Haptic.’
– If Yunho told you hopping on one foot was good for your health, or that having three toes (total) was sexy, you’d believe him because why would Yunho lie?
– When they talk about food you start to get hungry even though you have no idea what the food looks or tastes like
– When they ask Yunho to dance, you already know what song they’re going to play… ‘Sexy Back’ by Justin Timberlake
– You know Xiah’s and Yunho’s trademark dance moves (Xiah’s MoonWalk variations, Yunho’s Snake/Wild arms)
– You can’t get enough of the “Horizon Dance” (That’s the dance Micky made up. You put your hands out like wings and move your feet…)
– You’re excited to know the horizon dance is called the horizon dance
– You ALREADY knew that the horizon dance was called the Horizon dance (bravo)
– You’re probably about to google ‘horizon dance”
– You’ve seen enough extras to say that you’ve seen ALL members cry at least once (yah…i’ve seen them all cried)
– If you ever had a bias against guys that cry… it doesn’t apply to DBSK
– Your day isn’t complete without watching a DBSK clip or SOMETHING with their faces moving and talking
– You know about Changmin’s ExpLosIoNs…
– There are songs that make you think, “I bet DBSK would like this…”
– You’re a girl but still think “Man, I want my body to be like that” when you see how fit they are
– You notice that Changmin almost always collects the papers at the end of Radio Shows
– You know that there are Clips/Videos/Moments that EVERY DBSK fan knows about -sort of like a DBSK Fan Essentials… or a DBSK Starters Kit, lol
e.x. Yunho’s Prank, The TANK show Challenges, Couple Talk, 2008 MKMF Album of the Year Award Clip etc…
– You can’t imagine any other member being the leader
– You feel they’re not just a BoyBand (but a way of life… (lmao, I had to!))
– You know that there is a difference with Wrong Number MV Audio and CD Audio
– You sing along with the audience when watching a live performance
– When watching a FanVideo, you’ve either seen most of the clips or have most of the pictures used in the video
– When asked “what you’ve been doing all day/weekend” you reply “DBSK-ing” or some equivalent word
—I know everyone has a word for it. If not, here are some options in addition to the one I use (above):
DongBangingm DongBanging it up, Fangirling,… Spending time with the boys
– You wish the “Gods Rising From the East” would saunter on over to the West
– (USA) Even though you so deperately want them to come to the U.S., you’re scared about what Hollywood might do to their moral… (it was hard enough for them in Japan…)
– You downloaded software to watch their performances as they happen
– You watch an entire Korean/Japanese live award show just to catch a glimpse of them… (hardcore fan)
– You have a hunch that at least two of the members of DBSK have sung “Nobody” by Wonder Girls while in the shower (I truly believe this)…
– You get excited when someone bring up or says the word “Korea”
– To you, for the most part, Korea = DBSK
– Even though the meaning behind ‘Sky’ is kiiinda touching… you still prefer ‘SKIN’ anyday
– You feel like making a poster out of this list and hang it on your wall like some sort of “DBSK Creed”
– You want DBSK to read this list just so they know how crazy for them their oversea fans are
– You try to construct how many times you put the sound “know” in a phrase
e.x. Does U-Know Yunho know we know U-Know Yunho?
e.x. I know you know, we all know U-know Yunho.
(I’m up to 6! Working my way to 7!… is it just me?)
– Some part of you wants to eat cake the way they do
-Only another DBSK fan would understand what you meant if ,when in front of a huge spread of food, you said ‘I’m about to go all Max on this….”
– If you had the money, you’d willingly buy ‘The 4th Album: Mirotic’ Versions D, H, 9 and X solely for the new pictures they would come with
– You’re waiting for the English, and Kenyan Version of Mirotic
– You stick your tongue out before eating (Xiah Junsu Style)
– You really, for the life of you, cannot remember life before DBSK
– SOMEHOW everything around you, every topic of conversation brings up a DBSK story which you MUST tell to the nearest person
e.x. Going to the movies: “So, get this, DBSK loves the movie Titanic” (this is followed by showing the people with you Micky’s “come back, come back” imitation).
e.x. While brushing your teeth: “OMG, *laugh* So, Max has these random bouts of explosions right? and *chuckle* sometimes he brushes his teeth like this *demonstration* … *laugh*” …
– You find yourself humming the “HaHaHa” song every-so-often
–when someone criticizes DBSK, you feel like tearing their neck off (ohh… ) and come up with so many reasons why they’re awesome
Credits: OneTVXQ
Yes, I AM TOTALLY DBSK CRAZY =)) Those things all apply to me, for heaven’s sake. LOL.
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